I remember the first time that I actually remembered that I smoked, (sorry if that didn’t make sense).  So me and my friends were on break from school, I think it was one of those Jewish holidays, and we decided to go back to school to blaze. We had the whole elaborate idea to construct a forest out of various plant life on campus however that completely did not happen. Anyways we took our shit , rolled that shit and smoked that shit.  So we’re blazed out of our minds,  our dd unaware to me got blazed in an adjacent room. This is where it gets hazy, unexpectedly WE DECIDE TO DRIVE BACK HOME to get more weed.  I was thinking to myself, fuck this there is no need for it but my actions exemplified that i was enthusiastically in favor of such a trip. Anyways we made it back to our hometown and park up in an abandoned lot , to wait for word on our dealer.  All of a sudden a car zips through the parking lot and immediately heads towards us. I’m pretty sure we were going to get shot up, mafia style but it was the FUCkIN 5-0.  We went through feelings of we are going to die  to feelings of we’re going to live and still die. So they approach our vehicle and quickly the dude in the passenger winds down the window and begins engaging in conversation with the cops.  As a side note the demographics of this car was 2 Hindus, a black dude and a white guy, luckily the white guy was in the passenger side.  The conversation went as the following.  
Cops: “Where are you guys heading”
Whitey: “We’re going to this house off ____ avenue”
Cops: *Looking at our id’s* “Aren’t you guys all from ___?”
Whitey: “Well we’re trying to find a cross street and waiting for someone to call us”
Cops: “Are you making fun of me?
The rest of this conversation is extremely hazy to me but somehow we got off with the cops letting us go and telling us to get the fuck out of there.  So we continue to make our purchase at our respected dealer and we blazed on through the night

So yea, not sure if that story was coherent or not but its a random tale that I have say on four twenty