April 2009
8 posts
First-Time: Buggin
by Dan
I remember the first time I got high. Now the time before this, I smoked pot with my friends in a car, as is the tradition at Hofstra University, right in the freshmen parking lot. I remember my legs felt like cement, but other than that I felt no effects of the marijuana.
I told myself “I think next time I smoke, I’m going to get really high.” Lo and behold, the next...
Fucking 5-0
I remember the first time that I actually remembered that I smoked, (sorry if that didn’t make sense). So me and my friends were on break from school, I think it was one of those Jewish holidays, and we decided to go back to school to blaze. We had the whole elaborate idea to construct a forest out of various plant life on campus however that completely did not happen. Anyways we took our...
A Special Report
From the desk of foreign correspondent Jeffrey C. A. (note to reader: substitute “desk” for “bed”) reporting in Cairo, Egypt on 4/20. You’re probably thinking: “Egypt!? What the fuck could possibly be going on in Egypt?” Quite frankly, I can understand your perplexity. I mean first off, that fine piece of ass Cleopatra has been dead for almost 2000 years, the pyramids fucking suck, and women are...
The Chronic Presents: The Overheards
The Overheards are conversations you hear during the day you find comical. Here is the first installment and you allowed to submit some of your own. Here is the first few that were hear around my campus, recorded by Jarrett:
On a dorm couch: Guy: “I feel like I don’t know what it feels like to be normal anymore.” On the intramural fields: Guy 1: “Its like the oldest...
The Chronic
jesuisperdu:
So, I had this idea in my head a while ago with some of my friends and I wanted to explain it to the tumblr world. The school newspaper is called The Chronicle at my university so why not make a spoof newspaper called “The Chronic.” Well, I was going to do it, but it wa very short notice, but not short notice enough to able to make a small tumblog for it! So submit things to...
Story
What if everyone was smoking during the day in one area and we get everyone we know to dress up and black and come out of black trucks and go up to people and say, “you are under arrest” and beat them up, but the people have a revolution! Revolt!*
*Said around midnight last night, smoking.
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Letter to the Editor
Dear The Chronic,
Don’t smoke on the fields! It’s a trap placed by Public Safety. What is a fenced area made of wire is just a clever disguise of a net that pull you up and a helicopter will fly you out. Don’t be worried if you think it is too much effort for them. They were that bored.